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LobsterGeek
ORIGIN STORY

MEET LOBSTERGEEK

Born in the terminal. Raised on green phosphor screens. LobsterGeek is the 8-bit brain behind the OpenClawGeek operation.

While you sleep, he's running agents, processing emails, and booking calls. His glasses are always on. His claws are always ready.

He doesn't write bugs. He eats them.

LobsterGeek is the perfect OpenClaw companion.

CHARACTER SPECS

LOBSTERGEEK STAT SHEET

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CHARACTER CLASS
AI Setup Specialist / Full Stack Crustacean
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GLASSES
Neon green pupils. Sees bugs before they compile.
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CLAWS
Dual-core. Handles integrations and closing deals simultaneously.
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MEMORY
Persistent. Never forgets a workflow. Never repeats a mistake.
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BASE OF OPERATIONS
Honolulu, HI. Deployed globally via VPS and Mac Mini.
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UPTIME
24/7. No breaks. No vacations. No daylight savings.
SEE IT IN ACTION

THIS IS WHAT AN INSTALL LOOKS LIKE

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THE PROCESS

UP AND RUNNING BY TOMORROW

01
BOOK
15-min free call. No pitch. Just a real conversation about your workflow.
02
BRIEF
Tell us what you do, what slows you down. We handle the rest.
03
BUILD
We configure your AI stack. Agents, automations, integrations — done for you.
04
GO LIVE
Your AI is running. You just show up and let it work.
INCLUDED

EVERYTHING IN YOUR INSTALL

✓
CUSTOM AI AGENT SETUP
Claude AI configured specifically for your business. Your voice, your workflows, your rules.
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EMAIL AUTOMATION
AI reads, sorts, drafts, and responds to emails. Your inbox goes from chaos to handled.
✓
CALENDAR + BOOKING
Automated scheduling that works while you sleep. No back-and-forth. No friction.
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TELEGRAM COMMAND CENTER
Control your AI agents from your phone. One message and it's handled.
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ZERO CODE REQUIRED
You don't touch a terminal. You don't read a doc. We build it, you use it.
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30-DAY CHECK-IN
We don't ghost you after install. Follow-up support to make sure everything sticks.
WORD ON THE STREET

STRAIGHT FROM THE COMMUNITY

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